A Guide to Socialization for the Lonely + UnusualA Guide to Socialization for the Lonely and UnusualA Guide to Socialization for the Lonely + Unusual by introverted-ghost
Rule #1: You may not sneeze on your new companion. You may, however, sneeze while in their presence provided you contain the sneeze and do not wipe the leftover goobies on them.
Rule #2: Be talkative. Nobody likes a silent Sally and if they do, they should be reading this how-to. Seriously.
Rule #3: Do not attempt to play space invaders with your bodies - it's in very poor taste and nobody likes a dry hump. Wet or nothing, people. Wet or nothing.
Rule #4: Do not attempt to grab your companions junk, whether they be male or female. Not only is this inappropriate, they may not practice proper personal hygiene and you'll end up with a rank hand for the remainder of the outing.
Rule #5: Do not be a limpet. You will look like an idiot if you glue yourself to a wall or fence and your new companion will laugh at you and you will deserve it.
Rule #6: Do not talk about the sixteen cats you own or that
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How To Write A LemonWarning: This will be detailed so that you can understand better what to write. For those of you who don't want to read, please just delete this entry from your inbox and continue on with your merry day.How To Write A Lemon by PhoenixAngel7
Hi everyone! In my last journal entry I asked if it was okay to write this and I got a good amount of people giving me the okay so here I am.
Now as I said before and above in the warning, it will be detailed since in too many how to's of this, people say the same thing. Looking up popular and well written lemons do help since you can see how it is written and what to do. But, what a lot of people end up doing is just basically copying lemons and moving some things around to match the characters that are in the lemon. Whether it's an xReader or one with your OTP, a lemon is smut and smut is porn. And everyone wants the good stuff.
LEARN YOUR BODY PARTS.
This may sound ridiculous but it's more than that. Educate yourself on sex and look shit up so you unde