Come Here, You.Weakling.Come Here, You. by ghero97
Is that what they call you?
Branded by this?
For what you are about to learn
Will agitate your soul
Will scorch your spirit
Will make you superior.
See the dirt beneath my shoes - dry, tainted powder?
The lowest of the low; nameless?
You are inferior.
Smell the filth in the corner - vile, obnoxious fumes?
Odour that is the paroxysm of disgust?
Fragrance compared to you.
Hear the bloody shrieks as the guillotine claims its victims?
Revulsion. Horror. Fear?
In your presence; music to my ears.
Why? You wonder?
Why does no one appreciate you?
Why does your virtuousness go unnoticed?
Why does society treat you in this manner?
These questions plague you.
Torture your mind to submission.
Claim your soul.
Turn your dreams to nightmares.
Twists life into a living hell.
The moment you realise
You are unique
That in the entire realm,
You are extraordinary
A Guide to Socialization for the Lonely + UnusualA Guide to Socialization for the Lonely and UnusualA Guide to Socialization for the Lonely + Unusual by introverted-ghost
Rule #1: You may not sneeze on your new companion. You may, however, sneeze while in their presence provided you contain the sneeze and do not wipe the leftover goobies on them.
Rule #2: Be talkative. Nobody likes a silent Sally and if they do, they should be reading this how-to. Seriously.
Rule #3: Do not attempt to play space invaders with your bodies - it's in very poor taste and nobody likes a dry hump. Wet or nothing, people. Wet or nothing.
Rule #4: Do not attempt to grab your companions junk, whether they be male or female. Not only is this inappropriate, they may not practice proper personal hygiene and you'll end up with a rank hand for the remainder of the outing.
Rule #5: Do not be a limpet. You will look like an idiot if you glue yourself to a wall or fence and your new companion will laugh at you and you will deserve it.
Rule #6: Do not talk about the sixteen cats you own or that
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